I have fielded a lot of gchats, texts, and voice-conversations this weekend regarding my blog, the overwhelming consensus of which was “Why has it been 1-36 hours (ranging based on when you each began to panic) since you last posted?!?!?!?!?!?”
The answer, Blogosphere, is that on the weekends, I interact with my Human Friends to research things about which to Blog. This is an inconvenient part of the week in which I must disconnect my Avatar-USB-mind-strings from my laptop and go out unto the world.
This includes such absurdities as going to concerts instead of viewing Daytrotter, drinking double Jamesons on the rocks instead of just being the usual drunk-on-my-own-wit, and using my iPhone 7 to send and receive texts with Trent, which I'll count as quality interaction since they go a little like this:
Trent: I'm shocked Martin Lawrence was available for a Big Momma's House Sequel
Caitlin: Stop vying for a position as my next fake blog
Trent: I don't need a fake blog for me to think people want my pop culture wit
So relax, Audience. I'll return tomorrow to submit, for your consideration, the first in a series of Failed Blogs, or Blogs That Shouldn't Be. In the meantime, a shout-out to Mark Catherall, whose vigilance in translating Robot to English for my $150,000 Liberal Arts brain has led to many of newfangled features of MetaBlogalog. His Blog still sucks, so I can't recognize him as Daily Blog of the Day, but I can create a new category: Daily Blogger of the Day.
For lack of fall.
13 years ago
This post sucks. As one half of your established readership I demand more less bad posts!
ReplyDeleteYou're an official blogger now. You have a flame war.
ReplyDeleteI had to look up what "flame war" meant in the Authority On All Things, Urban Dictionary. It suggested I respond one of the three following ways:
ReplyDelete"And how!"
"STFU Newbie"
"Where is the funny?"
So, shut the front door, newbie.