1. Starving For an Argument - our Dashboard Confessional coverband with frontman Mike- as passionate as he is off-key.
2. Teaching Leffler how to sext in a reasonable, non-metaphorical, non-theme party way.
or
3. Finding Leffler a girl to date who would find his nautical-theme sexts enticing.
4. Naughty Nomad: a fake twitter account for Business Steve's tour of Eastern Europe.
5. Date Farmer Dan, International Version: Trolling the Johannesburg society pages to find just which local townie has scored the State Department's handsome new intern.
6. Setting everything Jordan and I do to the Chariots of Fire theme song (for reasons not entirely explained in the image below):
