Baby it's cold inside....

My mom should never delegate Craigslist postings to me, particularly not when I'm under the constant influence of paint fumes, six beers, and #replacementbestie Jordan "Corny Dad Jokes" Hills.

Jordan: "It's called marketing, Bobbi. I took a business class."

http://austin.craigslist.org/app/2506900351.html

Let's just say this was the most reasonable draft, circa midnight last night.