Allison Getting Married!!!! Like, soon.

I woke up this weekend in a panic. I have SO MUCH TO DO before the Landamlett wedding, 3 weeks hence. I have precious little time to buy new Wayfarers, feed vicious rumors about myself into the Mountainbrook parent gossip circle, and write a toast about Mitchell.

But the panic was also paired with a preemptive sense of loss (see: In Memoriam, coming soon) for the blog that has given us so much joy - allisongettingmarried. Because once she does, it will become incorrect tense. And we will lose it forever.

Which got me to thinking. Has anyone else felt that Mitchell's G-Rated limitations* on allisongettingmarried have kept it from reaching its full potential? Are there often questions you'd like to ask and photos you'd like to submit that are shunned by his Puritanical editorial eye?

Then you've come to the right place. Metablog is the home for your PG (SCANDAL) ideas of all things allisongettingmarried could be. And yes, Mitchell, this is how I beat you for fellowships. I took your ideas and slutted them up.

Some ideas for the adult version of allisongettingmarried:

1. A single person match generator, in which two people are randomly paired for hook ups at the wedding. Like a pre-fixed game of Spin The Bottle. Except, the only possible combination is Matty and Denver.

2. A place to post all the lines you've crossed out in red on your toast draft, your sense of good taste having won out. Like how I won't talk about the time I made Allison attend a bachelorette sex toy party with me, and I know what she bought.***

3. A virtual tour of the reception hall, filmed with Keith having sex in each room. From the first-person-point-of-view of the Ringbearer's helmet cam.

Submit your ideas here!

*in bed **

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***nothing, see first Coda.