#notkanyeyet

Intern Dan seems to be a bit confused about "Snow Days". Ironically, while posting on Facebook and GChatting up a storm, Young Daniel seems to believe that the Internets Have Closed Due To Inclement Weather.

We here at MetaBlog never close, and know when to capitalize on high internet traffic days. But Intern Dan seems to have gotten a little too big for his 36" inseam britches, and wants "pancakes and a contract" before he takes his clothes off.

A word of warning, Intern. Not everyone is thrilled by your meteoric rise.

Mike: This weekend is getting worse
Mike: no friends in town cause there aren't flights
Mike: meanwhile FD is sick but still getting booty in futures stock
Mike: rabble rabble rabble

Not to mention that Judith is dangerously close to deeming your name not a name. See her open letter to Jeff Goldblum.


So as you can see, Intern Daniel Tesfay, now is not the time to start behaving like Lindsay Lohan. We'll accept a video apology from your remote location. I think you know of what. #truewinner #igotowork