He's more an Atari...

Dear Farmer Dan,

I'm not so much a Robocop as I am a Gold Digger.

Which is why, demonstrably, this never would have worked between us.

Benevolently, I wish you all the best with Samantha, or any other woman who is less shocked to discover that you graduated from college in the year 2009.

Lots of love anyway, and please do get in touch if you ever need career advice or a guarantor on your next lease.


Kelly